I am proud to report here first that Republican Minnesota and triple_a (Andy Aplikowski) from Screech v. Machine are going to be running for Hennepin County Attorney in 2006! Apparently the person who currently holds the job, Amy Klobuchar, turned out to not be a seasoned prosecutor because she seems to be letting people clearly guilty of murder roam the streets of Minneapolis! I was shocked too, but read on.

I mean, it is clear enough from the Star Tribune article that the man arrested for taking the dead man's stuff is clearly guilty of murder. Who needs any sort of evidence or witnesses? The man was near the dead body (duh, hasn't anyone heard the phrase "guilt by association"), what more do you need to arrest him? The Minneapolis police are in on it too, because they are still looking for suspects for the murder! This is just futile because Republican Minnesota and Mr. Aplikowski have already solved the case! They had the murderer all along and just let him go!

I don't know what law school RM and Mr. Aplikoski attended, but I'm sure between the two of them, they have the sharpest legal minds in the entire state. Ms. Klobuchar, however doesn't seem to know the law at all (is this "University of Chicago Law School" a real school anyway?).

Maybe they'll make a new Law and Order series out of these two crack legal minds. I can see it now, each episode would be about 2 minutes long. The new convention will be the two of them reading through Twin Cities' newspapers, finding the guilty party through the articles, and then "dunk-dunk" -- another crime solved by Republican Minnesota and Andy Aplikowski. Maybe Dick Wolf will make me co-creator.